This was the most amusing wrong number voice mail message I have ever received. I tried to record it but the volume was to low and inaudible so here it is transcribed and unedited. Best read in a southern accent.
Hi Honey! It’s Cheryl. I just read your email and you said you didn’t receive my email yesterday but I wrote you three times. I told you about why Starbucks is going up in price and I told you that Drew Carey is going to replace Bob Barker. And I remember Angel watching um Drew Carey on a tv show once in a while. But I emailed you three times.
So email me, so um and see whats going on cause I’ll get my little fucking ass (inaudible) again, ok. I love you darlin’. And hon Angel, you’re going on vacation pretty soon don’t you have butterflies in your stomach? I’d be runnin around there like a chicken without a head to get things done. I’m really happy for you two, ok and you better send me a damn postcard if I have to pay for it myself got it. I love you both, Bye.
If her dialing skills are any indication of her typing skills it’s no wonder Honey didn’t receive the three email messages.
It always amazed me when people obviously pay no attention to the outgoing voicemail message. I can see if it’s just one of those recorded dealies, but MOST people personalize their messages. Do idiot callers just not care? “Oh, I’m trying to call Bob and this message says it’s the phone of Trixie and Roy, but maybe it’s just Bob being silly. I’ll leave my 5-minute, dumb-ass message anyway.”
LOL to Beckeye’s comment. Do you have a personalized message? We don’t, so I get some funny messages now and then.
I don’t have a personalized message. But it does say my number. Even when I did have a personalized message people still left messages for others just like Beckeye pointed out.